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| I was born over 9000 years ago, when cows flew majestically across the skies. My father was a dragon, and my mother was an ant. By the age of 328, I packed up and moved to the coldest part of the planet. I met with a talking glacier who challenged me to duel. I unsheathed my shining corn muffin, and engaged the glacier in combat. After 8582 years of fighting we became tired. So we went out to get something to eat. We decided to walk into a fast food restaurant. That glacier chugged so much food down its throat, that it had a heart attack and died! I held a funeral for it on the moon, but it was interrupted by this mean person who poked the glaciers burial place with a long stick! I became so angry, that I grabbed him, and crushed him into the moon. And that is why you can see a face on the moon. |

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My The Elder Scrolls comic
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"Mr. B, where's the milk of human kindness?"
"It's gone off, Baldrick. It stinks."
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Everyone half loves a half greek
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The Universe is my home, but I'm thinking of moving. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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C'thulhu fhtagn!
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