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About Me Member Procrastinator Vugeniga Von Vlargensnoffer99/Male/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Tue Nov 10, 2009, 5:16 AM
Don't watch this.

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  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: That buzzing sound you hear when everythings quiet
  • Reading: The time on the clock.
  • Watching: Angry people flip out over trivial matters.
  • Playing: The game. Which I just lost.
  • Eating: Kwama scuttle
  • Drinking: Pyroil tar

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I was born over 9000 years ago, when cows flew majestically across the skies. My father was a dragon, and my mother was an ant.
By the age of 328, I packed up and moved to the coldest part of the planet. I met with a talking glacier who challenged me to duel. I unsheathed my shining corn muffin, and engaged the glacier in combat.
After 8582 years of fighting we became tired. So we went out to get something to eat. We decided to walk into
a fast food restaurant. That glacier chugged so much food down its throat, that it had a heart attack and died!
I held a funeral for it on the moon, but it was interrupted by this mean person who poked the glaciers burial place with a long stick! I became so angry, that I grabbed him, and crushed him into the moon. And that is why you can see a face on the moon.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Somewhere on the planet Earth
  • Interests: Living
  • Skin of choice: The one that's wrapped around me.
  • Favourite game: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
  • Personal Quote: The day people stop laughing is the day the world ends
  • Tools of the Trade: My average, unintelligent mind.

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:iconcaesarline:
Yay, thanks for the :+fav:! :w00t:
:icongothawolf:
Thanks a lot for the fav! ^_^

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My The Elder Scrolls comic :pointr: "Chronicles of Valen"
:iconethelle:
Thank you most graciously for the :+fav:, good sir. :D

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"Mr. B, where's the milk of human kindness?"
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:iconlukeomathes:
Your stuff kicks copious amounts of ass everywhere, thank you for your services. Seriously, this is awesome

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:iconrain-of-ashes:
Thanks very much for the fav!

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:iconzhectoid:
thanks for the fav man!
:iconacidic-newts:
Thanks for the fav! ^^

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:iconpickled-witch:
Thanks much for the :+fav: :hug:

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PW, over and out!
Check the blog peeps ;P [link]
OR, my uni blog [link]
:iconultramoron:
Oh damn! :iconshadowwhutplz: Thanx a lot for the watch! :iconjarryplz: Have a nice day,bye! ^^
:iconcurtsibling:
My humble thanks for the fave!

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C'thulhu fhtagn!

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